What do you
call a fish with no eyes ?
Fsh ! |
How do fish
go into business ?
The start on a small scale ! |
What does
a fish say when it swims into a wall?
Dam! |
Why are fish so smart?
They are always in schools! |
Which fish
go to heaven when they die ?
Angelfish ! |
What bit of
fish doesn't make sense ?
The piece of cod that passeth all understanding ! |
What kind of
money do fishermen make ?
Net profits ! |
What do you
get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand ?
Birdsthigh fish fingers ! |
Two parrots sitting
on a perch.
T the first one says to the other "can you smell fish?". |
What TV game show do
fish like best?
Name that tuna! |
