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Dolphin Jokes

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?
Flipper coin!
Why did the dolphin feel crabby?
Because he ate too many crabs!
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?
No, they do everything on porpoise!
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ?
Whale of fortune !
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?
He prawned everything !
Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?
Glass flippers!
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn’t get his way?
He whale-d


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