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Farmyard Animal Jokes

What do you call a pig thief ?
A hamburglar !
What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ?
A swine gut !
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel ?
Lumpy milkshakes !
What is the definition of a goose ?
An animal that grows down as it grows up !
What is the opposite of cock-a doodle-doo ?
Cock-a-doodle-don't !
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour ?
Leave it inside the cow !
Why was the lamb told off for being rude ?
He would not say 'thank ewe' to his mum !
What goes 'peck,bang,peck,bang,peck,bang' ?
A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig ?
A groundhog !
How do you take a pig to hospital ?
By hambulance !

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