What do you
call a pig thief ?
A hamburglar ! |
What do you
get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ?
A swine gut ! |
What do you
get if you cross a cow with a camel ?
Lumpy milkshakes ! |
What is the
definition of a goose ?
An animal that grows down as it grows up ! |
What is the
opposite of cock-a doodle-doo ?
Cock-a-doodle-don't ! |
What's the
best way to keep milk from turning sour ?
Leave it inside the cow ! |
Why was the
lamb told off for being rude ?
He would not say 'thank ewe' to his mum ! |
What goes 'peck,bang,peck,bang,peck,bang'
?
A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons ! |
What do you
get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig ?
A groundhog ! |
How do you
take a pig to hospital ?
By hambulance ! |
