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Farmyard Animal Jokes

What do you call a chicken in a shellsuit ?
An egg !
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows ?
Udder nonsense !
Why did the dirty chicken cross the road ?
For some fowl purpose !
How do chickens dance ?
Chick to chick !
What do you call a crazy chicken ?
A cuckoo-cluck !
What do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a goat ?
The milky baa kid !
What is a duck's favorite dance ?
The quackstep !
Which dance will a chicken not do ?
The foxtrot !

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