What do you
call a chicken in a shellsuit ?
An egg ! |
What kind of
things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows ?
Udder nonsense ! |
Why did the
dirty chicken cross the road ?
For some fowl purpose ! |
How do chickens
dance ?
Chick to chick ! |
What do you
call a crazy chicken ?
A cuckoo-cluck ! |
What do you
get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a goat ?
The milky baa kid ! |
What is a duck's
favorite dance ?
The quackstep ! |
Which dance
will a chicken not do ?
The foxtrot ! |
