What animal
always goes to bed with its shoes on ?
A horse ! |
What happens
when geese land in a volcano ?
They cook their own gooses ! |
What do you
call a pig with no clothes on ?
Streaky bacon ! |
Why were the
hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?
Because eggs were going up ! |
What's a cows
favourite vegetable ?
A cowat ! |
What do you
call the story of The Three Little Pigs ?
A pigtail ! |
Where do cows
go on a Saturday night ?
To the moo-vies ! |
What is the
slowest racehorse in the world ?
A clotheshorse ! |
Why do pigs
never recover from illness ?
Because you have to kill them before you cure them ! |
What do you
call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?
A road hog ! |
