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Farmyard Animal Jokes

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ?
A brick-layer !
Why does a rooster watch TV ?
For hentertainment !
How do you fit more pigs on your farm ?
Build a sty-scraper !
Where do sheep get shorn ?
At the baa baas !
What would happen if bulls could fly ?
You would have to carry an umbrella all the time and beef would go up !
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?
An udder failure !
What do you call a crate of ducks ?
A box of quackers !
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a bell ?
A bird that has to wring its own neck !
What do you get from an Alaskan cow ?
Cold cream !
What do you get if you all sit under a cow ?
A pat on the head !

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