What do you
get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ?
A brick-layer ! |
Why does a
rooster watch TV ?
For hentertainment ! |
How do you
fit more pigs on your farm ?
Build a sty-scraper ! |
Where do sheep
get shorn ?
At the baa baas ! |
What would
happen if bulls could fly ?
You would have to carry an umbrella all the time and beef would go up
! |
What did the
farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?
An udder failure ! |
What do you
call a crate of ducks ?
A box of quackers ! |
What do you
get if you cross a chicken with a bell ?
A bird that has to wring its own neck ! |
What do you
get from an Alaskan cow ?
Cold cream ! |
What do you
get if you all sit under a cow ?
A pat on the head ! |
