What do you
give a sick pig ?
Oinkment ! |
What do cows
like to dance to ?
Any kind of moosic you like ! |
What kind of
bird lays electric eggs ?
A battery hen ! |
What do you
get if you cross a steer with a tadpole ?
A bullfrog ! |
What game do
cows play at parties ?
Moosical chairs ! |
What do you
get from a drunk chicken ?
Scotch eggs ! |
What do you
give a pony with a cold ?
Cough Stirrup ! |
Where do milkshakes
come from ?
Excited cows ! |
Why do ducks
have webbed feet ?
To stamp out forest fires ! |
What do you
get if a sheep walks under a cloud ?
A sheep that's under the weather ! |
