Why is it
called a 'herd' of cattle ?
Well, have you 'herd' the sound they make ! |
What do you
call a joke book for chickens ?
A yolk book ! |
What did the
lovesick bull say to the cow ?
'When I fall in love it will be for heifer' ! |
What do you
get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken ?
An egg-splosion ! |
Why did the
chicken cross the road at the fairground ?
To get to the other side ! |
What do you
get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo ?
A woolly jumper ! |
What has two
legs and flies ?
A pig ! |
What do you
get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?
A cow that can milk itself ! |
What do you
call a sleeping bull ?
A bulldozer ! |
Why did the
unwashed chicken cross the road twice ?
Because he was a dirty double crosser ! |
