How do you
stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ?
Eat him on Saturday ! |
Why did the
foal cough ?
Because he was a little horse ! |
What do you
call a pig that took a plane ?
Swine flu ! |
Why was the
farmer hopping mad ?
Because someone had trodden on his corn ! |
What's the
best way to make a bull sweat ?
Put him in a tight jumper ! |
Why did Bo
Peep lose her sheep ?
She had a crook with her ! |
Why do cows
like being told jokes ?
Because they like being amoosed ! |
What do you
call an arctic cow ?
An eskimoo ! |
Why did the
pig go to the casino ?
To play the slop machine ! |
What is a pigs
favorite ballet ?
Swine Lake ! |
