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Farmyard Animal Jokes

Where do you take sick ponies ?
To the horsepital !
What do you say if you see a flying pig ?
'I see bacon's going up' !
Who tells chicken jokes ?
Comedihens !
What do you call a bull who tells jokes ?
Laugh-a-bull !
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ?
Plenty of milk !
Why did the baby turkey bolt down his food ?
Because he was a little gobbler !
Why did the starstruck chicken cross the road ?
To see Gregory Peck !
What kind of tie does a pig wear ?
Pig's tie !
What is another name for a cow ?
A lawn-mooer !
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road ?
Because she was afraid someone would caesar !

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