Where do you
take sick ponies ?
To the horsepital ! |
What do you
say if you see a flying pig ?
'I see bacon's going up' ! |
Who tells chicken
jokes ?
Comedihens ! |
What do you
call a bull who tells jokes ?
Laugh-a-bull ! |
If you had
fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ?
Plenty of milk ! |
Why did the
baby turkey bolt down his food ?
Because he was a little gobbler ! |
Why did the
starstruck chicken cross the road ?
To see Gregory Peck ! |
What kind of
tie does a pig wear ?
Pig's tie ! |
What is another
name for a cow ?
A lawn-mooer ! |
Why did the
Roman chicken cross the road ?
Because she was afraid someone would caesar ! |
