What do you
get if you cross a hen with a dog ?
Pooched eggs ! |
Why did the
bull rush ?
Because it saw the cow slip ! |
Why did the
ram fall over the cliff ?
He didn't see the ewe turn ! |
What is a cow's
favourite TV show ?
Dr Moo ! |
What is a horse's
favourite sport ?
Stable tennis ! |
Why did the
farmer call his pig 'Ink' ?
Because he kept running out of the pen ! |
Where does
a woodsman keep his pigs ?
In a hog cabin ! |
What is the
easiest way to count a herd of cattle ?
Use a cowculator ! |
What did the
baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?
'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid' ! |
What do you
call a sheep with no legs or head ?
A cloud ! |
