Zoo Keeper:"I've
lost one of my elephants"
Other
Zoo Keeper:"Why don't you put an advert in the paper ?"
Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly, he can't read !" |
What do you
do if you find a blue elephant ?
Try and
cheer him up ! |
Why did the
elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?
To stop getting wet ! |
What is a
baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?
Six weeks old ! |
What did the
elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?
This is the end of me ! |
Policeman:"One
of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle."
Zoo Keeper:"Nonsense, none of my elephants knows how to ride a
bicycle !" |
What to you
get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers ! |
What do elephants
sing at christmas ?
Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants... |
Who do elephants
get their christmas presents from ?
Elephanta Claus ! |
How do you
hire an elephant ?
Stand it on four bricks ! |
