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Elephant Jokes

Zoo Keeper:"I've lost one of my elephants"
Other Zoo Keeper:"Why don't you put an advert in the paper ?"
Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly, he can't read !"
What do you do if you find a blue elephant ?
Try and cheer him up !
Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?
To stop getting wet !
What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?
Six weeks old !
What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?
This is the end of me !
Policeman:"One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle."
Zoo Keeper:"Nonsense, none of my elephants knows how to ride a bicycle !"
What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !
What do elephants sing at christmas ?
Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...
Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?
Elephanta Claus !
How do you hire an elephant ?
Stand it on four bricks !

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