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Elephant Jokes

What do you call someone with an elephant on their head ?
Squashed !
How to elephants talk to each other ?
By 'elephone !
What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses ?
Nothing, he didn't recognize them !
When do elephants have 8 feet ?
When there are two of them !
What do you give an elephant with big feet ?
Plenty of room !
Why did the elephant walk on two feet ?
To give the ants a chance !
Why do elephants have trunks ?
Because they've no pockets to put things in !
A man was sprinkling some white powder on his lawn.
"Why are you doing that ?" asked his neighbour
"It's to keep the elephants off the grass", he replied.
"But we don't get elephants round here!"
"I know - good stuff isn't it !"
What animals were last to leave the ark ?
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !
What would happen if an elephant sat in front of you at the movies ?
You would miss most of the film !

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