What do you
call someone with an elephant on their head ?
Squashed
! |
How to elephants
talk to each other ?
By 'elephone
! |
What did the
zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards
him wearing sunglasses ?
Nothing, he didn't recognize them ! |
When do elephants
have 8 feet ?
When there are two of them ! |
What do you
give an elephant with big feet ?
Plenty of room ! |
Why did the
elephant walk on two feet ?
To give the ants a chance ! |
Why do elephants
have trunks ?
Because they've no pockets to put things in ! |
A man was
sprinkling some white powder on his lawn.
"Why are you doing that ?" asked his neighbour
"It's to keep the elephants off the grass", he replied.
"But we don't get elephants round here!"
"I know - good stuff isn't it !" |
What animals
were last to leave the ark ?
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks ! |
What would
happen if an elephant sat in front of you at the movies ?
You would miss most of the film ! |
