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Elephant Jokes

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?
Because of all the cheetahs !
What do you call a elephant that never washes ?
A smellyphant !
What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?
Anything you want as he can't hear you !
What do you call an elephant with a machine gun ?
Sir !
What can an elephant with a machine gun call you ?
Anything he likes !
What do you call an elephant that's small and pink ?
A failure !
What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?
Annette !
What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?
Russell !
What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ?
Warren !
What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ?
Terrified !

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