Why don't
elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?
Because
of all the cheetahs ! |
What do you
call a elephant that never washes ?
A smellyphant
! |
What do you
call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?
Anything you want as he can't hear you ! |
What do you
call an elephant with a machine gun ?
Sir ! |
What can an
elephant with a machine gun call you ?
Anything he likes ! |
What do you
call an elephant that's small and pink ?
A failure ! |
What do you
call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?
Annette ! |
What do you
call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night
?
Russell ! |
What do you
call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ?
Warren ! |
What do you
call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ?
Terrified ! |
