What did the
grape say when the elephant stood on it ?
Nothing,
it just let out a little wine ! |
How can you
tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?
You get
very lumpy ice cream ! |
Why are elephants
wiser than chickens ?
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?! |
Why do elephants
eat raw food ?
Because they don't know how to cook ! |
Have you heard
about the elephant that went on a crash diet ?
He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines ! |
Why did the
elephant eat the candle ?
For light refreshment ! |
What do you
do with a green elephant ?
Wait till it ripens ! |
When should
you feed milk to a baby elephant ?
When it's a baby elephant ! |
How do you
know that peanuts are fattening ?
Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ? |
What do you
call an elephant that can't do sums ?
Dumbo ! |
