What's the
difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?
You can't
make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant ! |
What's the
difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?
One is
a weak one and the other one week ! |
What's the
difference between an elephant and a banana ?
Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ? |
Why are elephants
grey ?
So you can tell them from flamingos ! |
Elephant Keeper:
"My Elephant isn't well, do you know a good animal doctor ?"
Zoo Keeper: "No, all the doctors I know are people !" |
Why do elephants
scratch themselves
?
Because they're the only ones who know where they itch ! |
What's the
difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ?
About 3,000 miles ! |
What's the
difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?
A gooseberry is green ! |
What pill
would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?
Trunkquilizers ! |
A boy with
an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You
know you really need help"
"Yes I do", said the elephant, "get this kid off my foot
!" |
