"Dad,
Mum is fighting with an enormous elephant in the garden !"
"Don't
worry dear, I'm sure the elephant can look after itself !" |
My elephants
got no trunk ?
How does
it smell ?
Terrible ! |
How are elephants
and hippopotanuses alike ?
Neither can play basketball ! |
How do you
stop an angry elephant from charging ?
Take away it's credit cards ! |
What did the
baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?
Out of the way ! |
Why do the
elephants have short tails ?
Because they can't remember long stories ! |
How to you
keep an elephant in suspense ?
I'll tell you tomorrow ! |
Why is an
elephant braver than a hen ?
Because the elephant isn't chicken ! |
What is worse
than raining cats and dogs ?
Raining elephants ! |
How do you
raise a baby elephant ?
With a fork lift truck ! |
