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Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants have flat feet ?
From jumping out of tall trees !
Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?
Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !
A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages
"An' whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keeper.
"Thats a moose from Canada", came the reply.
"A moose !!", exclaimed the Scotsman. "Hoots, mon, if that's a moose then they must ha' rats the size of elephants over there !"

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