| Why do elephants
have flat feet ?
out of tall trees !
| Is the squirt
from an elephants trunk very powerful?
a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !
| A Scotsman
paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages
"An' whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keeper.
"Thats a moose from Canada", came the reply.
"A moose !!", exclaimed the Scotsman. "Hoots, mon, if
that's a moose then they must ha' rats the size of elephants over there
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