Bill:"My
homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."?
Bert:"Well,
for a start your going to need a big ladder.." |
Why do elephants
do well in school ?
Because
they have a lot of grey matter ! |
Teacher:"To
which family does the elephant belong ?"
Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns one !" |
How do you
spell elephant ?
E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t
"That's not how the dictionary spells it"
"You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !" |
Teacher: "Name
six wild animals"
Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !" |
Teacher: "Where
would you find an elephant ?"
Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose !" |
Tarzan was
tired when he came home.
"What have you been doing", asked Jane.
"Chasing a herd of elephants on vines"
"Really ?", said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on
the ground !" |
What is the
easy way to get a wild elephant ?
Get a tame one and annoy it ! |
What did Tarzan
say when he saw the elephants coming ?
Here come the elephants |
What's the
best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?
On television ! |
