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Elephant Jokes

Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."?
Bert:"Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.."
Why do elephants do well in school ?
Because they have a lot of grey matter !
Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?"
Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns one !"
How do you spell elephant ?
E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t
"That's not how the dictionary spells it"
"You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"
Teacher: "Name six wild animals"
Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"
Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?"
Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose !"
Tarzan was tired when he came home.
"What have you been doing", asked Jane.
"Chasing a herd of elephants on vines"
"Really ?", said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"
What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?
Get a tame one and annoy it !
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ?
Here come the elephants
What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?
On television !

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