What's grey
and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?
A jet
propelled elephant ! |
What's big
and grey and wears a mask ?
The elephantom
of the opera ! |
What's grey,
stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?
An elephant with an umbrella ! |
What' s grey
with red spots ?
An elephant with the measles ! |
What's grey
and never needs ironing ?
A drip dry elephant ! |
What's big
and grey and red ?
A sunburnt elephant ! |
What's grey
and goes round and round ?
An elephant in a washing machine ! |
What's grey
and highly dangerous ?
An elephant with a machine gun ! |
What's big
and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?
The Loch Ness Elephant ! |
What's yellow
on the outside and grey on the inside ?
An elephant disguised as a banana ! |
