What kind
of elephants live in Antartica ?
Cold ones
! |
Why do elephants
have trunks ?
Because
they would look silly carrying suitcases ! |
How do you
fit five elephants into a car ?
Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment
! |
How does an
elephant get out of a small car ?
The same way that he got in ! |
Why did the
elephant cross the road ?
Because the chicken was having a day off ! |
What do you
call an elephant at the North Pole
?
Lost ! |
What did the
hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?
"Pack your trunk and clear out !" |
How do you
get an elephant into a matchbox ?
Take all the matches out first ! |
What happened
to the elephant who ran away with the circus ?
The police made him bring it back ! |
Why shouldn't
you take an elephant to the zoo ?
Because he'd rather go to the movies ! |
