What is the
difference between an elephant and a flea?
An elephant
can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants ! |
Why did the
elephant paint his toenails red ?
So he
could hide in the cherry tree ! |
How do you
know when there is an elephant under your bed ?
When your nose touches the ceiling ! |
What do you
call an elephant that flies ?
A jumbo jet ! |
What do you
get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?
Big holes all over Australia ! |
How does an
elephant get down from a tree ?
He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn ! |
Why did the
elephant paint himself with different colours?
Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box ! |
Why were the
elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up ! |
What time
is it when an elephant sits on the fence ?
Time to fix the fence ! |
Why does an
elephant wear sneakers ?
So that he can sneak up on mice ! |
