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Elephant Jokes

What steps would you take if you were being chased by an elephant ?
Big ones !
What do you find in an elephants graveyard ?
Elephantoms !
Why do elephants have wrinkly ankes ?
Because their shoes are too tight !
What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?
A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk !
What do you do with old cannon balls ?
Give them to elephants to use as marbles !
What do elephants do in the evenings ?
Watch elevision !
Who lost a herd of elephants ?
Big bo peep !
What is an elephants favourite film ?
Elephantasia
What do elephants say as a compliment ?
You look elephantastic !
What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?
It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !

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