What steps
would you take if you were being chased by an elephant ?
Big ones
! |
What do you
find in an elephants graveyard ?
Elephantoms
! |
Why do elephants
have wrinkly ankes ?
Because their shoes are too tight ! |
What is stronger
an elephant or a snail ?
A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its
trunk ! |
What do you
do with old cannon balls ?
Give them to elephants to use as marbles ! |
What do elephants
do in the evenings ?
Watch elevision ! |
Who lost a
herd of elephants ?
Big bo peep ! |
What is an
elephants favourite film ?
Elephantasia |
What do elephants
say as a compliment ?
You look elephantastic ! |
What did the
elephant say to the famous detective ?
It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock ! |
