What is a dog who crosses
the street twice in an hour?
A double crosser. |
How do you feel if you
cross a sheepdog with a melon ?
Melon-collie ! |
What do you get if you
cross a dog with Concorde ?
A jet setter ! |
What do you get if you
cross a giraffe with a dog ?
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft ! |
What do you get if you
cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?
The collie wobbles ! |
What do you get if you
cross a dog with a blind mole ?
A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree ! |
What do you get if you
cross a dog and a cheetah ?
A dog that chases
cars - and catches them! |
What do you get if you
cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?
I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs ! |
What do you get if you
cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower ! |
What do you get when
you cross a bulldog with a sheepdog?
A wool dog that shrinks when wet! |
What do you get when
you cross a Doberman with a bird?
A Doberman fincher! |
