What do you get if
you cross a gun dog with a telephone ?
A golden receiver
! |
What do you get if
you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog ?
Dingo Starr ! |
What do you get if
you cross a dog and a skunk ?
Rid of the dog ! |
What do you get if
you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?
A computer with a lot of bites ! |
What do you get if
you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead ! |
What do you get if
you cross a dog and a sheep ?
A sheep that can round itself up ! |
What do you get if
you cross a dog and a lion ?
A terrified postman ! |
What do you get if
cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?
Hush puppies ! |
What do you get if
you cross a dog with a frog ?
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road! |
What would you get if
you crossed a chicken with a dog?
A hen that lays pooched eggs. |
