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What do you get if you cross a gun dog with a telephone ?
A golden receiver !
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog ?
Dingo Starr !
What do you get if you cross a dog and a skunk ?
Rid of the dog !
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?
A computer with a lot of bites !
What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !
What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?
A sheep that can round itself up !
What do you get if you cross a dog and a lion ?
A terrified postman !
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?
Hush puppies !
What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?
A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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