What do dogs have that
no other animal has ?
Puppy dogs ! |
Why is it called a "litter"
of puppies ?
Because they mess up the whole house ! |
What looks like a dog,
sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn't a dog?
A pup. |
What did the angry man
sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?
"I must throw that doggie out the window !" |
What do you call a litter
of young dogs who have come in from the snow ?
Slush puppies ! |
What would you call
a nine day old dog in Russia?
A puppy. |
What should you know
before you teach your puppy a new trick?
You should know more than your puppy! |
Where do you usually
find puppys?
It all depends on where you lose them. |
How is a puppy like
a penny?
They both have a head and a tail. |
How long are a puppy's
legs?
Long enough to reach the ground. |
