How do you stop your
dog smelling ?
Put a peg on it's nose ! |
Have you checked your
German shepherd's eyes lately?
Why? They've always been brown! |
What is the dogs favourite
city ?
New Yorkie ! |
Who is the dogs favourite
comedian ?
Growlcho Marx ! |
What is the best way
to follow a lost dog's paw prints?
With a track-tor! |
What is the only kind
of dog you can eat ?
A hot dog ! |
Why do you need a licence
for a dog and not for a cat ?
Cats can't drive ! |
What happened to the
dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?
He made a spectacle of himself. |
DOG FOR SALE.
EASY TO KEEP.
EATS ANYTHING.
FOND OF CHILDREN. |
What did the dog do
when the panhandler put the bite on him?
Bit him, naturally. |
How do you know if your
dog is lost?
When it's barking up the wrong tree? |
