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Man's Best Friend Jokes
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How do you stop your dog smelling ?
Put a peg on it's nose !
Have you checked your German shepherd's eyes lately?
Why? They've always been brown!
What is the dogs favourite city ?
New Yorkie !
Who is the dogs favourite comedian ?
Growlcho Marx !
What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?
With a track-tor!
What is the only kind of dog you can eat ?
A hot dog !
Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?
Cats can't drive !
What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?
He made a spectacle of himself.
DOG FOR SALE.
EASY TO KEEP.
EATS ANYTHING.
FOND OF CHILDREN.
What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?
Bit him, naturally.
How do you know if your dog is lost?
When it's barking up the wrong tree?

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