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Man's Best Friend Jokes
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Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape?
He was colour-blind.
Can your dog catch a ball?
My dog couldn't catch a cold!
How can if you have a stupid dog ?
It chases parked cars !
Where do Eskimos train their dogs ?
In the mush room !
What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ?
Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!
What do you call a dog with no legs ?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come !
Why is everything in your home damaged?
My dog is in the middle of being house-broken!
How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !
What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?
If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
What was the dog doing on the turnpike?
About seven miles an hour.

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