Why did the dog mistake
the dog catcher for a grape?
He was colour-blind. |
Can your dog catch a
ball?
My dog couldn't catch a cold! |
How can if you have
a stupid dog ?
It chases parked cars ! |
Where do Eskimos train
their dogs ?
In the mush room ! |
What is the difference
between Father Christmas and a warm dog ?
Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants! |
What do you call a dog
with no legs ?
It doesn't matter
what you call him, he still won't come ! |
Why is everything in
your home damaged?
My dog is in the middle of being house-broken! |
How do you find your
dog if he's lost in the woods ?
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark ! |
What is the difference
between a dog and a mailbox?
If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail. |
What was the dog doing
on the turnpike?
About seven miles an hour. |
