|What did the cowboy
say when the bear ate Lassie?
|What should you do if
you find a 500-pound dog wearing your favourite tie?
Go see a doctor. You have been seeing too many 500-pound dogs lately.
|When is a dog most likely
to enter the house?
When the door is open.
|What did the dog take
when he was run down?
The license number of the car that hit him.
|Why did the dog's owner
think his dog was a great mathematician?
When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing.
|Why didn't the boy advertise
in the paper when his dog was lost?
His dog never reads the paper.
|Why didn't the dog play
cards on his ocean cruise?
Because the captain stood on the deck.
|When George Washington
was a general, why did he like to have dogs around?
They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"
|What do you do if your
dog eats your pen ?
Use a pencil instead !
|What did the dog tell
his owner when he saw the dogcatcher coming?
Nothing. Dogs don't talk.