How did the dog get
into the locked cemetery at night?
He used a skeleton key. |
How did the dog's owner
know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?
He foamed at the mouth. |
How do you keep a dog
from barking in your front yard?
Put him in your back yard. |
What should you do if
you see a vicious dog?
Hope he doesn't see you. |
What should you do if
you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen?
Eat out. |
What time is it when
your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?
Time to get a new watchdog. |
If you take your dog
downtown, where should you leave him?
In a barking lot. |
What should you do if
you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?
Sleep on the sofa. |
If your dog jumped into
a swimming pool, what is the first thing he would do?
Get wet. |
What did the dog do
with the history professor?
They got together and talked over old times. |
