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Man's Best Friend Jokes
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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?
He used a skeleton key.
How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?
He foamed at the mouth.
How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?
Put him in your back yard.
What should you do if you see a vicious dog?
Hope he doesn't see you.
What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen?
Eat out.
What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?
Time to get a new watchdog.
If you take your dog downtown, where should you leave him?
In a barking lot.
What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?
Sleep on the sofa.
If your dog jumped into a swimming pool, what is the first thing he would do?
Get wet.
What did the dog do with the history professor?
They got together and talked over old times.

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