What has twelve legs
and runs but can hardly be seen?
A bulldog on a jog in the fog with its friends, the hog and the frog. |
What do you call an
injured dog leaving town for Madrid?
A Great Dane with a cane on its way to a plane to get to Spain! |
What do you call a
dizzy dog at an amusement park?
A bloodhound on the ground not making a sound after riding a fast merry-go-round!
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What do you call a
dog in a hurry that falls in a puddle on the way to the post office?
An Irish setter that is a go-getter that got wetter while mailing a letter! |
What do you call a
dog that was shopping for pasta but stopped to draw, instead?
A poodle who was looking to buy a noodle but decided to doodle. |
What dog has an excellent
memory for music?
A whippet is a pet that will never forget how to play a duet on a clarinet! |
What dog lives in a
small house surrounded by holes in the ground?
A mutt that lives in a hut near where people putt! |
What talks a lot, has
fourteen legs, and speeds through traffic?
A blabbing Lab and a crab sharing a cab! |
What dog is a friend
to cozy insects?
A pug giving a warm tug and a hug to a bug that's snug in a rug! |
What is purple, blows
a whistle, and sits in a high chair?
A Saint Bernard working hard as a lifeguard wearing a leotard! |
