What eats dog food,
lives in a doghouse and is very dangerous?
A dog with a machine gun. |
When you catch your
dog eating a dictionary, what should you do?
Take the words right out of his mouth. |
Which dog eats with
its tail?
All dogs keep their tails on when eating. |
Which dog is always
without a tail?
A hot dog. |
Why did the dog take
a bag of oats to bed at night?
To feed his nightmares. |
How do you make a dog
float?
Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog. |
What happens to a dog
that keeps eating bits off of the table ?
He gets splinters in his mouth ! |
What kind of meat do
you give a stupid dog ?
Chump chops ! |
What kind of dog sounds
like you can eat it ?
A sausage dog ! |
Why do dogs bury bones
in the ground ?
Because you can't bury them in trees ! |
