How can you make a
basset hound fast?
Take away its food! |
Why was the beagle
only eating canned dog food?
Because it didn't pay its bone bill! |
What dog sweats the
most and drinks the most water?
A hot-weiler! |
What should you do
if you have a basset hound over for dinner?
Have a short table! |
What did the Labrador
retriever say to its bone?
It was nice gnawing you! |
What dog is always
hungry?
A Chow Chow! |
What is a beagle's favorite
board game?
Boneopoly! |
If a beagle can't play
a bugle in the marching band, what's his other favorite instrument to play?
A trombone. |
Which dog tastes better
when eaten?
A hot dog. |
Why did the dog jump
up and down on the potato patch?
He hoped to raise mashed potatoes. |
