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How can you make a basset hound fast?
Take away its food!
Why was the beagle only eating canned dog food?
Because it didn't pay its bone bill!
What dog sweats the most and drinks the most water?
A hot-weiler!
What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner?
Have a short table!
What did the Labrador retriever say to its bone?
It was nice gnawing you!
What dog is always hungry?
A Chow Chow!
What is a beagle's favorite board game?
Boneopoly!
If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching band, what's his other favorite instrument to play?
A trombone.
Which dog tastes better when eaten?
A hot dog.
Why did the dog jump up and down on the potato patch?
He hoped to raise mashed potatoes.

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