What kind of bugs bother
sporting dogs?
Ath-fleats! |
How come a flea can
jump so high?
It's got amazing fleat! |
Where will a springer
spaniel never shop?
At a flea market! |
What do you call a
bunch of bugs that bother a dog?
A fleat! |
Alsation: How did you
find the fleas?
Beagle: I didn't! They found me! |
What do you call a
bug that bothers dogs on Halloween?
A trick-or-fleat! |
Why does a d dog scratch
himself?
He is the only one that knows where it itches. |
What is the difference
between a flea and a wolf ?
One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie ! |
How to fleas travel
?
Itch hiking ! |
What is the difference
between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?
Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go ! |
