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Flea Jokes

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What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs?
Ath-fleats!
How come a flea can jump so high?
It's got amazing fleat!
Where will a springer spaniel never shop?
At a flea market!
What do you call a bunch of bugs that bother a dog?
A fleat!
Alsation: How did you find the fleas?
Beagle: I didn't! They found me!
What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween?
A trick-or-fleat!
Why does a d dog scratch himself?
He is the only one that knows where it itches.
What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?
One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !
How to fleas travel ?
Itch hiking !
What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?
Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

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