When is a dog most impolite?
When he points. |
What did the dog say
to the pig?
You are just a bore. |
Why wasn't the dog hurt
when he fell off a 100-foot ladder?
He fell from the bottom rung. |
What sort
of clothes does a pet dog wear ?
A petticoat ! |
What kind of dog is
very scary on Halloween?
A ghouldog! |
What did the dog say
when he chased his tail?
This is the end. |
Why did the
snowman call his dog Frost ?
Because frost bites ! |
Why did the
poor dog chase his own tail ?
He was trying to make both ends meet ! |
When do dogs have 16
legs?
When there are four of them. |
What is the difference
between a barking dog and an umbrella?
The umbrella can be shut up. |
