Why do dogs lie down?
They can't lie up! |
Why did the dog say
he was an actor?
His leg was in a cast. |
What did the dog say
to the candle?
Are you going out tonight? |
Why are dogs such poor
dancers?
They have two left feet. |
What did the dog get
when he multiplied 497 by 684?
The wrong answer. |
What kind of modeling
clay does a dog use?
Fi-Do! |
Who gave the dog a black
eye?
Nobody gave it to him. He had to fight for it. |
What is a baseball dog?
One that chases fowls. |
Which side of a dog
has the most hair?
The outside, of course. |
What is taller when
it sits down than when it stands up?
A dog. |
