Why did the dog sleep
so poorly?
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out
of bed all night! |
When does a dog go
"moo" ?
When it is learning
a new language ! |
What did the dog use
to make his kite?
Flypaper. |
Why did the dog sleep
on the chandelier?
He was a light sleeper. |
Why did the dog say
meow?
He was learning a foreign language. |
Why did the dog run
in circles?
He was a watchdog and needed winding. |
What word did the dog
always pronounce incorrectly?
Incorrectly. |
What do you call a
dog in the middle of a muddy road ?
A mutt in a rut ! |
Why did the dog go to
the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?
The tomato was in a can. |
Why did the dog jump
off the Empire State Building?
He wanted to make a hit on Broadway. |
