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Dog Jokes

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Why did the dog sleep so poorly?
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
When does a dog go "moo" ?
When it is learning a new language !
What did the dog use to make his kite?
Flypaper.
Why did the dog sleep on the chandelier?
He was a light sleeper.
Why did the dog say meow?
He was learning a foreign language.
Why did the dog run in circles?
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
What word did the dog always pronounce incorrectly?
Incorrectly.
What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?
A mutt in a rut !
Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?
The tomato was in a can.
Why did the dog jump off the Empire State Building?
He wanted to make a hit on Broadway.

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