Why do dogs wag their
tails ?
"Because no
one else will do it for them !" |
Why is a dog so warm
in Summer?
He wears a coat and pants. |
Why didn't the dog speak
to his foot ?
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw ! |
Why is a toothless dog
like a tree?
It has more bark than bite. |
Do you like this dog
over here?
No, I like the otter hound! |
Where was the dog when
the lights went out?
In the dark. |
Why did the dog wear
white sneakers ?
Because his boots were at the menders ! |
What happened when the
dog swallowed a teaspoon?
He wasn't able to stir. |
What did the dog do
when a man-eating tiger followed him?
Nothing. It was a man-eating tiger, not a dog-eating one. |
What did the dog do
when he broke his toe?
He called a tow truck. |
