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Dog Jokes

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Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger?
I'd rather have him chase the tiger.
How many hairs are in a dog's tail?
None. They are all on the outside.
Why is a dog like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
What does a dog become after it is six years old?
Seven years old.
Which dog can tell time?
A watchdog.
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ?
A shaggy dogs tale !
Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?
Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
Why do dogs run in circles ?
Because its hard to run in squares !
What dog can jump higher than a tree?
Any dog can jump higher than a tree. Trees don't jump.
What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?
A retail store.

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