|Would you rather have
a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger?
I'd rather have him chase the tiger.
|How many hairs are in
a dog's tail?
None. They are all on the outside.
| Why is a dog like a
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
|What does a dog become
after it is six years old?
Seven years old.
|Which dog can tell time?
| What do you
call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ?
A shaggy dogs tale !
|Why did the
dog have a gleam in his eye?
Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
| Why do dogs
run in circles ?
Because its hard to run in squares !
|What dog can jump higher
than a tree?
Any dog can jump higher than a tree. Trees don't jump.
|What place of business
helps dogs who have lost their tails?
A retail store.