Eleven dogs shared one
umbrella, yet none got wet. How did they manage?
It wasn't raining. |
How can you tell a dog
from a jar of peanut butter?
The dog doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth. |
How can you tell a dog
from a tomato?
The tomato is red. |
How can you tell a dog
from an elephant?
The elephant remembers. |
How did the dog feel
when he lost his flashlight?
Delighted. |
What time is it when
five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?
Five after one. |
How did the dog make
anti-freeze?
He stole her blanket. |
How did the dog make
gold soup?
He put in 24 carrots. |
What should you do with
a blue dog?
Cheer him up. |
Which dog looks like
a cat?
A police dog in disguise. |
