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Dog Jokes

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Eleven dogs shared one umbrella, yet none got wet. How did they manage?
It wasn't raining.
How can you tell a dog from a jar of peanut butter?
The dog doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth.
How can you tell a dog from a tomato?
The tomato is red.
How can you tell a dog from an elephant?
The elephant remembers.
How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?
Delighted.
What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?
Five after one.
How did the dog make anti-freeze?
He stole her blanket.
How did the dog make gold soup?
He put in 24 carrots.
What should you do with a blue dog?
Cheer him up.
Which dog looks like a cat?
A police dog in disguise.

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