How is a cowardly dog
like a leaky faucet?
They both run. |
What do you
call an alcoholic dog ?
A whino
! |
What is a
dog's favourite sport ?
Formula 1 drooling ! |
Why doesn't a dog ever
have a nose 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot. |
What has 2,000 eyes
and 4,000 feet?
A thousand dogs. |
What is a
dogs favourite flower ?
Anything in your garden ! |
How can you tell a
dogwood tree?
By its bark! |
How many seasons
are there in a dogs life ?
Just one, the moulting season ! |
What is worse than a
dog howling at the moon?
Two dogs howling at the moon. |
Why do dogs turn around
three times before lying down?
One good turn deserves another. |
