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Dog Jokes

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How is a cowardly dog like a leaky faucet?
They both run.
What do you call an alcoholic dog ?
A whino !
What is a dog's favourite sport ?
Formula 1 drooling !
Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet?
A thousand dogs.
What is a dogs favourite flower ?
Anything in your garden !
How can you tell a dogwood tree?
By its bark!
How many seasons are there in a dogs life ?
Just one, the moulting season !
What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?
Two dogs howling at the moon.
Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?
One good turn deserves another.

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