What kind of dog does
Dracula have ?
A bloodhound ! |
What kind of dog only
comes out at night?
A dusky husky! |
What do you get when
you cross a collie with a trumpet?
A Lassie who plays brassie! |
What dog do other dogs
go to when they are sick?
A docs-hund! |
What flower did Lassie
like best?
A collie flower. |
How did the little Scottish
dog feel when he saw a monster ?
Terrier-fied ! |
What dog would you want
on your American football team?
A golden receiver! |
What kind of dog is
the smartest?
A great brain! |
What dog wears contact
lenses ?
A cock-eyed spaniel ! |
What dog do other dogs
tell their problems to?
A complaint Bernard! |
