Where does a Rottweiller
sit in the cinema ?
Anywhere it wants to ! |
What kind of dog chases
anything red ?
A bull dog ! |
What kind of dog wears
a uniform and medals ?
A guard dog ! |
What do you call a
dog in jeans and a sweater ?
A plain clothes police dog ! |
What do you get when
you cross a sled dog with an elephant?
A tusky! |
When is a black dog
not a black dog ?
When it's a greyhound ! |
Every time I tell my
English Setter to stop barking, it never does!
What does it do?
It just stands on its back two legs and quotes Shakespeare!
What?
Yeah, it says, "To bark or not to bark that is the question!" and keeps on
barking! |
What kind of dog doesn't
do well in hot weather?
A faint Bernard! |
Why didn't the German
shepherd bark when the robber broke into the house?
It had laryngitis! |
What is the best kind
of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?
A pointer! |
