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Dog Breed Jokes

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What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ?
A dingo-ling !
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?
A bud hound !
What dog is always tired in London?
An English sleep dog.
What kind of dog is the most colorful?
A paint Bernard!
What wears a black, white, and tan coat but has no hair?
A bald beagle!
What kind of dog always needs a shave?
A bearded collie!
What kind of dog can tell time?
A clockshund!
What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments?
Labs!
What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ?
A Great Dane out !
Why did the dachshund bite the woman's ankle ?
Because he was short and couldn't reach any higher !

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