What do you call a
nutty dog in Australia ?
A dingo-ling ! |
What kind of dog sniffs
out new flowers ?
A bud hound ! |
What dog is always tired
in London?
An English sleep dog. |
What kind of dog is
the most colorful?
A paint Bernard! |
What wears a black,
white, and tan coat but has no hair?
A bald beagle! |
What kind of dog always
needs a shave?
A bearded collie! |
What kind of dog can
tell time?
A clockshund! |
What dog wears a white
coat and does science experiments?
Labs! |
What do you get if you
take a really big dog out for a walk ?
A Great Dane out
! |
Why did the dachshund
bite the woman's ankle ?
Because he was short and couldn't reach any higher ! |
