What did the elephant
say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?
Look out for the mice! |
What did the tangerine
say when it saw the Chihuahua?
Nothing. Tangerines can't talk! |
What do you get when
you cross a Chihuahua with a brave giraffe?
A Chihuahua that is not afraid to stick its neck out! |
Why can't Chihuahuas
run marathons?
They're short of breath! |
What is a favorite
vacation spot for Chihuahuas?
Boneos Aires, Argentina! |
What is black and white
and red all over?
A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa! |
What kind of pants
do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?
Shorts! |
What do you do when
a Chihuahua sneezes?
Get a small hankie! |
Where do you take a
Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?
To a weterinarian! |
What is the best kind
of dog to ask for directions?
A Chihuahua, because it knows all the shortcuts! |
