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Chihuahua Jokes

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?
Look out for the mice!
What did the tangerine say when it saw the Chihuahua?
Nothing. Tangerines can't talk!
What do you get when you cross a Chihuahua with a brave giraffe?
A Chihuahua that is not afraid to stick its neck out!
Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons?
They're short of breath!
What is a favorite vacation spot for Chihuahuas?
Boneos Aires, Argentina!
What is black and white and red all over?
A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!
What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?
Shorts!
What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?
Get a small hankie!
Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?
To a weterinarian!
What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?
A Chihuahua, because it knows all the shortcuts!

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