What was the most vicious
and meanest dinosaur of them all?
The Chihuahuasaurus Rex! |
Alsation: How come
you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master?
Chihuahua: It's the leash I can do! |
How does a Chihuahua
hide in the desert?
It uses camel-flage! |
How did the Chihuahua
disappear on the road?
It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle! |
What do you say to
a Chihuahua that is running away?
Adios! |
What do Chihuahuas
have that no other dogs have?
Baby Chihuahuas! |
Why was the Chihuahua
glad it wasn't an eagle?
It can't fly! |
What is the difference
between a hippopotamus and a Chihuahua?
About 2,200 pounds! |
What do you call twelve
Chihuahuas?
A dozen! |
Why do Chihuahuas have
such short necks?
Because their heads are so close to their bodies! |
