Alsation: What is your
favorite holiday?
Chihuahua: Howloween! |
Alsation: Why do you
like to go on camping trips?
Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it! |
How do you spell "Chihuahua?"
"C-h-i-w-o-w-a."
That's not even close!
But you asked me how I spelled it! |
Why does a Chihuahua
have four legs?
So it can count past three! |
Alsation: What did
you do in art class today?
Chihuahua: Panting on paper! |
I just spotted a Chihuahua!
That wasn't very nice, you shouldn't draw on dogs! |
Why did the Chihuahua
bark when it heard a song on the radio?
It didn't know the words! |
Why are Chihuahuas
such good bedtime storytellers?
They have short tales! |
What does a Chihuahua
call its mom and dad?
Chimama and Chipapa! |
Alsation: I'll see
you shortly.
Chihuahua: Okay, but don't call me "Shortly!" |