Bringing Humour to the Internet

Animal jokes
   Home  |  Contact  |  Links  |     |  Email this page to a Friend  |  

THE JOKES
AARDVARK
BEAR
BIG CAT
BIRD
CARIBOU
CAT
CHICKEN
COW
CREEPY CRAWLIES
DINOSAUR
DOG
ELEPHANT
FARMYARD
FISH
GORILLA
HEDGEHOG
HORSE
KANGAROO
MOUSE
OWL
PARROT
PIG
RABBIT
REINDEER
REPTILE
SHEEP
SKUNK
SNAKE SQUIRREL


Chihuahua Jokes

Page - 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7

Alsation: What is your favorite holiday?
Chihuahua: Howloween!
Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips?
Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!
How do you spell "Chihuahua?"
"C-h-i-w-o-w-a."
That's not even close!
But you asked me how I spelled it!
Why does a Chihuahua have four legs?
So it can count past three!
Alsation: What did you do in art class today?
Chihuahua: Panting on paper!
I just spotted a Chihuahua!
That wasn't very nice, you shouldn't draw on dogs!
Why did the Chihuahua bark when it heard a song on the radio?
It didn't know the words!
Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers?
They have short tales!
What does a Chihuahua call its mom and dad?
Chimama and Chipapa!
Alsation: I'll see you shortly.
Chihuahua: Okay, but don't call me "Shortly!"

More Chihuahua Jokes! - Page - 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7

More Dog Jokes


Dog Jokes Home
Chihuahua Jokes
Dalmation Jokes
Dog Breed Jokes
Dog Dictionary
Dog Food Jokes
Dog Proverbs
Dog Quotes
Dog Rules
Flea Jokes
Lots of Dog Jokes
Lyrical Dog Jokes
Man's Best Friend
Poodle Jokes
Puppy Puns
What do you...


2001-11 AnimalJokes.co.uk - Copyright Notice - Privacy - Part of the HumourHub network