What do you get when
you cross a Chihuahua with an English sheepdog?
Small wool sweaters! |
What side of a Chihuahua
has the most hair?
The outside! |
When do Chihuahuas
smell?
When they don't take a bath! |
How do Chihuahuas smell?
With their nose! |
How do you take a Chihuahua's
temperature?
With a small thermometer! |
What's the best way
to measure a Chihuahua?
With a ruler! |
How did your Chihuahua
break its leg?
I dropped some dog food on it by accident.
But that couldn't have broken its leg.
The dog food was still in the can! |
How do Chihuahuas eat
so much?
They make a lot go a little way! |
Why did the Chihuahua
ask the bloodhound to take it to a restaurant?
Because the bloodhound just found a lot of scents! |
How can you tell if
a Chihuahua has been in the refrigerator?
Paw prints in the butter! |
