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Chihuahua Jokes

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What do you get when you cross a Chihuahua with an English sheepdog?
Small wool sweaters!
What side of a Chihuahua has the most hair?
The outside!
When do Chihuahuas smell?
When they don't take a bath!
How do Chihuahuas smell?
With their nose!
How do you take a Chihuahua's temperature?
With a small thermometer!
What's the best way to measure a Chihuahua?
With a ruler!
How did your Chihuahua break its leg?
I dropped some dog food on it by accident.
But that couldn't have broken its leg.
The dog food was still in the can!
How do Chihuahuas eat so much?
They make a lot go a little way!
Why did the Chihuahua ask the bloodhound to take it to a restaurant?
Because the bloodhound just found a lot of scents!
How can you tell if a Chihuahua has been in the refrigerator?
Paw prints in the butter!

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