| What do you get when
you cross a Chihuahua with an English sheepdog?
Small wool sweaters!
| What side of a Chihuahua
has the most hair?
| When do Chihuahuas
When they don't take a bath!
| How do Chihuahuas smell?
With their nose!
| How do you take a Chihuahua's
With a small thermometer!
| What's the best way
to measure a Chihuahua?
With a ruler!
| How did your Chihuahua
break its leg?
I dropped some dog food on it by accident.
But that couldn't have broken its leg.
The dog food was still in the can!
| How do Chihuahuas eat
They make a lot go a little way!
| Why did the Chihuahua
ask the bloodhound to take it to a restaurant?
Because the bloodhound just found a lot of scents!
| How can you tell if
a Chihuahua has been in the refrigerator?
Paw prints in the butter!