What position is the
best for a Chihuahua to play in baseball?
Shortstop! |
How do you know which
Chihuahua can ride a bike?
It's the one wearing a helmet! |
What kind of leash
should you buy for a Chihuahua?
A short one! |
A Chihuahua was shopping
in a mall when another shopper walked up to it and started talking.
Didn't I see you on a TV commercial?
How am I supposed to know what you watch on TV? |
Where did the Chihuahua
sign its contract for its TV commercials?
On the bottom! |
Do Chihuahuas have
horns?
Many have violins but very few have horns! |
Why should you never
watch a video with a Chihuahua?
It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR. |
How do you say "Chihuahua"
in Spanish?
Chihuahua! |
How do you say "Chihuahua"
in Italy?
Chihuahua! |
What is brown and gray,
has eight legs, and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?
A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant. |
