Why is it hard for Chihuahuas
to type on a keyboard?
They're all paws. |
How are you going to
pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?
With dog diskettes! |
Alsation: What kind
of computer do you want to buy?
Chihuahua: One with a small byte! |
What kind of computers
do chihuahuas like best?
Lap-top! |
What does a Chihuahua
play basketball with?
A tennis ball! |
Why did the Chihuahua
take the bus to the TV studio to make a commercial?
It was too far to walk! |
What does a Chihuahua
wear to play basketball?
Small basketball shoes! |
Why couldn't the Chihuahua
play basketball?
Because its basketball shoes were in the wash and a tennis player needed the ball!
|
Alsation: Was your
master playing catch with you?
Chihuahua: No, I was playing throw with her! |
What is a Chihuahua's
favorite sport?
Miniature golf! |
